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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Endometriosis: difficult childhood linked with greater likelihood of being diagnosed – new research - The Conversation

share office space ...

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Neither China nor Egypt, the largest construction visible from space is located in Europe. - Farmingdale Observer

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

No go.

Why do most men think that feminism is about dominance and not equality? I'm here for a male perspective. I'm a female.

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Jesse Armstrong’s HBO Movie ‘Mountainhead’ Gets Early Release On Max - Deadline

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Astronomers discovered the biggest black hole jet ever seen, the size of three Milky Ways - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Measles cases see biggest rise in over a month - The Hill

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

What is something you have to share?

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Yes, That "Materialists" Limb-Lengthening Procedure Is Real - Popsugar

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Combination treatment reduces risk of tumor progression in aggressive form of breast cancer, study shows - statnews.com

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Hello, I have a question about astral projection. I started to get interested in this a little while after my mum passed in april. I thought I may be able to see her and speak with her if I managed to achieve astral projection. Since this interest, every time i sleep on my back I go into sleep paralysis. However, I cant progress into astral projection because it is very scary for me as I feel like I'm suffocating when this happens. I panic and force myself to wake up. This only ever happened about once a year before this. It sometimes lasts a long time. This has happened about 3 times per week since my mum died, as mentioned on a previous post. I no longer try to go into it anymore(due to the suffocating feeling), but it still happens. I read that sleep paralysis is the pathway to astral projection. Why has this started to happen so frequently since simply taking an interest in it? Is this connected to the afterlife? I am concerned about it as I now cannot seem to stop this happening. Could it be my mum trying to communicate? Im asking due to more knowledge around this in this group.